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23 January 2012 @ 11:51 am
Picspam: Dean Funny Scenes (Season 3)  
A picspam about the most funny Dean scenes from season 3.

The Magnificient Seven

DEAN: (raising an arm pitifully from the ground) Hello. Bleeding here.

ISAAC: No offense,but we’re not teaming with the damn fools who let the Devil’s Gate get opened in the first place.
DEAN: No offense?

BOBBY: Do you have any idea who we’re up against?
DEAN: No. Who?
BOBBY: The seven deadly sins, live and in the flesh!
DEAN: (pauses, grins) “What’s in the box?!” (awkward silence) Brad pitt? “Se7en”? No?

The Kids are Alright

WOMAN1: Did you hear Lisa call him “Dean”?
WOMAN2: Yeah. Why?
WOMAN1: You don’t know about Dean? The Dean. Best-night-of-my-life Dean.
WOMAN2: No. Tell me.
WOMAN1: Oh, my god, so,they had this crazy, semi-illegal —
(She cuts off as she sees DEAN approach.)
WOMAN1: Hello.
(DEAN looks very uncomfortable, smiles nervously, and flees.)

Bad Day at Black Rock

(DEAN holds up several scratch cards in front of SAM.)
SAM: Dean, come on.
DEAN: What?! Hey, that was my gun he was aiming at your head, and my gun don’t jam so that was a lucky break. Not to mention them taking themselves out, also a lucky break. Here, scratch one. C’mon Sam, scratch and win!

RESTAURANT OWNER: You are the one millionth guest of the Biggerson’s Restaurant family!

Bedtime Stories

KYLE: You are the sketch artist, right?
SAM: …uh.
DEAN: Absolutely.
SAM: (Quietly) Yeah.
DEAN: Yeah. That is exactly who my partner is. The things he can do with a pen.

SAM: D’you remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
DEAN: Dude, could you be more gay?
(SAM looks at DEAN, nonplussed.)
DEAN: Don’t answer that.

DEAN: So… Little girl, shiny red apple. I’m guessing that means something to you, fairy tale boy?
SAM: I think it’s Snow White.
DEAN: Snow White? Ah I saw that movie. Oh the porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother? Woo, she was wicked.

DEAN: Hey, you find a way to stop Callie, all right?
SAM: What about you?
DEAN: I’m gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. (Pause) Which is the weirdest thing I’ve ever said.

Red Sky at Morning

GERT: You let me know if there’s anything else i can do for you. (she traces a finger slowly along SAM’S hand; SAM looks uncomfortable, DEAN tries not to laugh) Anything at all.

DEAN: Can I shoot her?
SAM: Not in public.

SAM: You know there are limits to what I’ll do, right?
DEAN: Ohhh, he’s playing hard to get, that’s cute. Come on. I want all the details in the morning!

DEAN: You know what, you’re right. I’m not gonna kill her, I think slow torture is the way to go.
SAM: Dean look, you gotta relax.
DEAN: Relax,oh yeah yeah, I’ll relax (grunts) I can’t believe she got another one over on us.
SAM: You.
DEAN: What?
SAM: I…I mean she got one over on you not us.
DEAN: (loudly) Thank you Sam, it’s very helpful

A Very Supernatural Christmas

ELFIN: Welcome to Santa’s court. Can I escort your child to Santa?
DEAN: No. No. Uh, but actually my brother here… it’s been a lifelong dream of his.
ELFIN: (Looks at SAM like he’s a freak) Uh, sorry. No kids over… 12.
SAM: No, he’s just kidding. We only came here to watch.
(ELFIN looks scared and she sees DEAN who shakes his head. The ELFIN backs off.)
SAM: I-I didn’t mean that we came here to w— Y— (DEAN smiles like nothing’s happen) Thanks a lot, Dean. Thanks for that.

SANTA: What the hell are you doing here?
(SAM and DEAN look stunned. DEAN looks around and realizes SANTA’s only watching TV. DEAN looks at SAM who also confused.)
SAM: Ah w—
DEAN: S-silent night…(start to sing and looks at SAM who’s following him)
DEAN & SAM: Holy… night. All is well, all is dry.
SANTA: (Also sing along) bright~
SAM: Round and round… the table… (grabs DEAN to leave the place)

(Edward puts the puller into DEAN’s mouth and DEAN groans. He almost pulls DEAN’s tooth when suddenly the bell’s ringing.)
DEAN: Somebody’s gonna get that? (MADGE and EDWARD look each other, SAM looks relief) You should get that.

Malleus Maleficarum

Dream a Little Dream of Me

JEREMY: Just passed right out. And uh, I had the most vivid, super-intense dream. Like a bad acid trip, you know?
DEAN: (forgets he’s in character) Totally. (remembers his role) I mean, no.

DEAN: Who were you dreaming about?
SAM: What? No one. Nothing.
DEAN: Come on, you can tell me. Angelina Jolie?
SAM: No.
DEAN: Brad Pitt?

Mystery Spot

DEAN: Rise and shine, Sammy!
SAM: Dude. Asia?
DEAN: Come on, you love this song and you know it.
SAM: Yeah, and if I ever hear it again I’m gonna kill myself.
(DEAN turns up the volume.)
DEAN: What? Sorry, couldn’t hear you.

(DEAN pulls out a black bra.)
DEAN: This yours?

DEAN: Wait, did he?
SAM: Yesterday, yeah.
DEAN: And?
SAM: And what?
DEAN: Did it look cool, like in the movies?
SAM: You peed yourself, Dean.
DEAN: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!

DEAN: These tacos taste funny to you?

DEAN: You don’t know everything.
SAM: Yeah, I do.
DEAN and SAM in unison: Yeah, right. Nice guess.
SAM: It wasn’t a guess.
DEAN and SAM in unison: Right, you’re a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam. Sam.
(They lean towards each other simultaneously.)
DEAN and SAM in unison: You think you’re being funny but you’re being really really childish! Sam Winchester wears makeup. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up he—
(DEAN throws up his hands.)
DEAN: Okay, enough!

Jus in Bello

DEAN: It’s kind of wild, right? I mean it’s like they’re coming for us. They’ve never done that before. (SAM wonders if what DEAN’s said are the truth, while DEAN smiles) It’s like we got a contract on us. Think it’s because we’re so awesome? I think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome.


DEAN: Electromagnet wiped out every tape and hard drive that they have.
SAM: The world just isn’t ready for the Ghostfacers.
DEAN: It’s too bad. I kinda liked the show.
SAM: It had its moments.

Time is on My Side

SAM: Remember that thing in the paper yesterday?
DEAN: “Stripper suffocates dude with thighs”?

SAM: Right, so doctors, they had to do whatever they could to keep infections from spreading. One way was maggots.
DEAN: Dude, I’m eating.
SAM: It actually kind of worked because maggots, they eat bad tissue, and they leave good tissue. And get this. When they found our guy, his body cavity was stuffed full of maggots.
DEAN: Dude, I’m eating.

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borgmama1of5borgmama1of5 on January 23rd, 2012 02:05 pm (UTC)
There was a lot of funny in season 3 which I'd forgotten!

Supernatural/Deanjessyver on January 23rd, 2012 03:20 pm (UTC)
Yeah i think season 3, despite Dean going to Hell, was the most funny season on SPN.

Thanks for your comment!
lidia1991_anlidia1991_an on January 23rd, 2012 11:55 pm (UTC)

I love Dean's faces.

Very funny!

Supernatural/Deanjessyver on January 24th, 2012 08:40 am (UTC)
Me too!

Thanks for your comment!
fifimom on January 24th, 2012 09:01 am (UTC)
Love it! I forgot there was really a lot of fun in season 3. Big thanks.
Supernatural/Deanjessyver on January 24th, 2012 09:18 am (UTC)
You're welcome! Season 3 was a more lighter season in some ways ;)
x5valex5vale on January 24th, 2012 09:44 am (UTC)
You rock babe!
Supernatural/Deanjessyver on January 24th, 2012 09:54 am (UTC)
Thank you, honey!
noturbaby: fist bumphezio2 on January 24th, 2012 01:29 pm (UTC)
Yea for their good times. or at least Dean's fun at Sam's expense.
Thanks for sharing
Supernatural/Deanjessyver on January 24th, 2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
You're welcome!
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Supernatural/Deanjessyver on February 22nd, 2012 09:22 am (UTC)
You're welcome! I love them too!